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I’m going to need to find another explanation for the dizzy

May 23, 2008

I got my period this morning, while peeing on a stick. How’s that for efficient? I didn’t even need to peer anxiously at the test for three minutes or examine it in different kinds of light for a faint hint, a shadow of a line!

Interesting that it came early (on time for me) at 12dpo despite the use of the progesterone. In my limited experience, that tends to delay things a bit

Say something funny, not sympathetic. I don’t deserve sympathy for not getting pregnant the first month.

More later on my complicated feelings about this. Now I have to go to work. In my gorgeous new dress.

12 comments

  1. On the bright side, your PMS has been practically nonexistant this month!


  2. Well, you can have a few drinks this weekend!! And there really is something to be said for not having to peer at the stick for hours trying to see the line.


  3. I hope you go out and have a drink in your pretty new dress.


  4. You started while peeing on a stick. That really IS a funny penis.


  5. Getting your period while POAS is classic. Next time wait 5 more minutes. ;)


  6. You are quite ambitious–no dilly dallying around waiting to see if your period starts after a negative.


  7. It is just all part of God’s plan…
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!! :-) (that should make you laugh)


  8. Heehee…Same thing has happened to me many times. I used to joke that if I tested, AF was sure to come. It was the waiting around and wondering that was holding her off. She’s such a tease.
    Hope you had a great day anyway and everyone told you that you looked fabulous in your new dress!


  9. I want to see your gorgeous new dress (pictures please! or a link!). Sorry about the negative, but as you said, funny! I am too tired for funny at the moment. I posted some pictures of shoes I’m lusting after on my blog. That’s the best distraction I can provide. Shoes!!


  10. Was it any easier to aim the stream, you know, ’cause you were peeing with your (albeit, funny) penis? =)


  11. That is pretty darn funny–wonder if it’s a skill you could market to anxious teenage girls? ;)


  12. At least it isn’t Mother’s Day?

    Can you call the 800 number on the box and ask them what it means when the stick turns pink?


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